What are you still up to?.. I, too, am unable to sleep… My date was dreadful, and I was desperate to get laid… Relax, we’re both adults, and it’s fine to discuss it. Your Mom, like everyone else, gets horny… Is it okay if I ask you a question? You think I’m attractive, don’t you? I should be able to find a handsome man… I need to meet someone like you, someone gorgeous and youthful who genuinely listens….